From Matt -
RX for Happy dental visit:
Start with Lorazepam...as much as your Dr. will prescribe...Tell them you are unemployed and your dog just died and they'll give you lots of it...I like 100mg.
Next, start up the nitrous-oxide. FULL BLAST. It is good to hyperventilate just before you start it up because that opens the capillaries in your lungs so you get a better rush when they open the valve.
The last step involves ear buds from your MP3 playing the "Best of The Doors." Morrison utters the word "strange" 178 times ... each time is one more step beyond the space/time continuum. By the time "whiskey bar" is playing, your tongue will be a long green-and-orange snake extending from your mouth, slithering between stars out of the cosmos, and its eyes become quasars.
RX for Happy dental visit:
Start with Lorazepam...as much as your Dr. will prescribe...Tell them you are unemployed and your dog just died and they'll give you lots of it...I like 100mg.
Next, start up the nitrous-oxide. FULL BLAST. It is good to hyperventilate just before you start it up because that opens the capillaries in your lungs so you get a better rush when they open the valve.
The last step involves ear buds from your MP3 playing the "Best of The Doors." Morrison utters the word "strange" 178 times ... each time is one more step beyond the space/time continuum. By the time "whiskey bar" is playing, your tongue will be a long green-and-orange snake extending from your mouth, slithering between stars out of the cosmos, and its eyes become quasars.
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